AVAILABLE TRACKS

WHITE BOYS NOW

Dogshit (1.01 megs)
Mr. Republican (1.39 megs)
Toad of My Dreams (991kbs)

(coming soon)
Jim Henson Fist Fucked
Tribute to 'Hotel California'

CUM BUBBLE CHUMP

Let's Just Hold Hands (1.4 megs)
Top Of The Whirled (2.1 megs)
Jesus (640 kbs)
Dreamy Eyed Girl (1.8 megs)
La Bee Toe (1.04 megs)
Crusty Old Lady (510kbs)

"Hailing from the flatlands of suburbuban mythos and highly infected with pathogens, White Boys have somehow carved themselves a niche in todays popular music scene.  How this could be possible, given the fact that they can barely play their instruments and have no respect for anyone or anything, is a mystery bordering on the supernatural. This reviewer can
only state that while listening to the album a number of strange occurences forced me to believe in them, their music, and their vision of a world full of dead Republicans."  
- Galvin Tresset,  SanFrancisco Meridian